School A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father A banker provided by nature Criminal A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught Boss Someone who is early when you are late and...